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Funny movie quotes from Gypped in the Penthouse

Funny movie quotes from Gypped in the Penthouse

Gypped in the Penthouse is a Three Stooges short film, where Larry and Shemp tell how they were driven to the club by their encounters with a gold digger and her boyfriend/husband, Moe – who in turn becomes the newest member of the club!

Larry (Larry Fine): [toasting] Here’s how!
Shemp (Shemp Howard): I know how!

Larry (Larry Fine): Every time I look at the seven-day clock it stops! I can’t be that ugly … can I?

Larry (Larry Fine): [looking into mirror] Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the handsomest one of all? [mirror breaks] I lose more mirrors that way!

Larry (Larry Fine): What can I do for you?
Moe (Moe Howard): This! [punches Larry in the eye]
Larry (Larry Fine): Haven’t you made a mistake?
Moe (Moe Howard): Yes, I hit the wrong eye [punches Larry in the other eye]

Jane: You’re quite a musician!
Shemp (Shemp Howard): Just fair.  I play that in four sharps.  I used to play in 5 flats, but I got kicked out of the last one!

Shemp (Shemp Howard): There must be a way to get that ring without getting in trouble with the censor!

Shemp (Shemp Howard): [horrified when hearing Jane’s husband approaching] I thought you said you were separated!
Jane: He was away on business, that’s separated isn’t it?

Jane: If he finds you here, he’ll kill you!
Shemp (Shemp Howard): If you think I’m afraid … you’re right!

Jane: You got home early, didn’t you?
Moe (Moe Howard): Yes, I flew – and are my arms tired!

Jane: Why are you looking under the bed?
Moe (Moe Howard): Because that where I hide when I … what am I saying?

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