Joker (Mark Hamill): So, what’s an old-timer like you want with a two-timer like me? [the Phantasm goes to Valestra’s mansion, but instead finds Valestra dead, along with Joker’s surveillance camera and a bomb]Joker (Mark Hamill): Whoops! Ha! I guess the joke’s on me. You’re not Batman after...
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December 19, 2015 user
Funny movie quotes
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Free to a good home… Sweet, loving, well behave….. Oh , I cannot even type that with a straight face… Let’s try this again. For the love of all that is holy, someone please save me from this tiny furbearing demon! His given human name is “Scout”. But...
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December 15, 2015 user
Animal jokes
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Thanksgiving rules – Better listen to Grandma’s Thanksgiving rules … if you want to be invited back at Christmas! Dear Family, I’m not dead yet. Thanksgiving is still important to me. If being in my Last Will and Testament is important to you, then you might consider being with...
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November 27, 2015 user
Thanksgiving jokes
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Funny movie quotes from The Croods (2013) starring Nicolas Cage, Ryan Reynolds, Emma Stone
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November 24, 2015 user
Funny movie quotes
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Human Resources Helpful Hints – As good a system for job placement as any — a very different aptitude test
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November 24, 2015 user
Bureaucracy jokes
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The traffic light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed...
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November 17, 2015 user
Church and God jokes
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Actual Federal Employee Evaluation Quotes – Utterly hilarious! Such as, ‘If brains were taxed, he’d get a rebate.’
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November 12, 2015 user
Bureaucracy jokes
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Rules for dieting at Christmastime– I’m not sure *who* wrote these rules for dieting, but I’m *guessing* that it must be Miss Piggy!
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November 6, 2015 user
Diet jokes
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What’s the best part of being 100 years old? A wonderfully funny anecdote from Art Linkletter’s discussion with a 100-year-old woman
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November 5, 2015 user
Age jokes
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Help changing a flat tire – Does he really need *another* person to help change the car tire?
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November 4, 2015 user
Automobile jokes
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