It’s the day before Christmas, and the butcher is just locking up when a man pounds on the door. “Please let me in,” says the man, “I forgot to buy a turkey and my wife will kill me if I don’t come home with one.”
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December 11, 2007 user
Christmas jokes, Thanksgiving jokes
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Twas the night of Tax Day – Apologies to Clement Moore’s Twas the Night Before Christmas — and to the IRS Twas the night of Tax Day, and all thru the house, Every creature was whirring, even the mouse. The floppy was placed in the disk drive with care,...
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December 8, 2007 user
IRS Jokes
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Is this my Christmas Present? A truly atrocious, groaner pun – hope you enjoy it too!
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December 8, 2007 user
Christmas jokes
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A mother’s letter to Santa Claus A letter that all mothers will understand
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December 4, 2007 user
Christmas jokes, Mother jokes
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If Jesus Were Born Today A frightening look at how Social Services would have ‘interacted’ with the Nativity
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December 4, 2007 user
Christmas jokes
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Witty sayings, such as “DIPLOMACY, n. The patriotic art of lying for one’s country.”
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October 31, 2007 user
Clown jokes
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The Internet Before Christmas (circa 1990) – With apologies to Clement Moore’s “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas” – how the Internet has changed Christmas traditions ‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the netsNot a mouse was stirring, not even the pets.The floppies were stacked by the modem with...
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October 29, 2007 user
Christmas jokes
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Boyfriend and girlfriend jokes – not too many years ago, the idea of a male or female clown would have been anathema – but now, it’s quite common. So, here are a collection of boyfriend and girlfriend jokes suitable for the way clowns think and interact
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October 27, 2007 user
Clown jokes, Dating jokes
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Abbott and Costello meet Microsoft Windows – Bud Abbott and Lou Costello became famous for their well-known “Who’s on First?” routine — if they were alive today, the routine might focus on Microsoft Windows instead ….
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October 22, 2007 user
Clown jokes
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Cat Puns – These cat puns are both horrible and painful! You were warned.
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September 13, 2007 user
Animal jokes
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