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Witty sayings

Witty sayings, such as “DIPLOMACY, n. The patriotic art of lying for one’s country.”

  • I’€™m a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.
  • Learning is not compulsory’€¦ neither is survival.
  • Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
  • A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.
  • A technical objection is the first refuge of a scoundrel.
  • Nostalgia isn’€™t what it used to be.
  • It is better to wear out than to rust out.
  • Nature never deceives us; it is we who deceive ourselves.
  • Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
  • Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
  • If you bow at all, bow low.
  • DIPLOMACY, n. The patriotic art of lying for one’€™s country.
  • The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
  • Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.
  • With time and patience the mulberry leaf becomes a silk gown.
  • Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves.
  • Laughter is inner jogging.
  • Someday is not a day of the week.
  • Make service your first priority, not success and success will follow.
  • I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.
  • Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
  • Golf is a good walk spoiled.
  • When your work speaks for itself, don’€™t interrupt.
  • Character is much easier kept than recovered.
  • If you don’€™t believe in something, you’€™ll fall for anything.

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