Twas the Night Before Christmas at the Mall

Shopping Mall

‘€˜Twas the Night Before Christmas at the Mall – Yet another parody of Clement Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ – but with a very good, and touching, point in the final two verses

Twas the night before Christmas,
and all through the mall,
Not a creature was idle,
shoppers least of all;

The merchandise was placed in the windows with care,
In hopes that great sale shoppers soon would be there.

The parents were hoping to keep out of the red,
While visions of tax returns danced in their heads;
And Ma in her overcoat and Pa in his fleece,
Headed to the mall despite a tight winter squeeze.

When out from the womens wear, there arose such a clatter,
We looked up from our wares to see what was the matter.
Away to the sales rack we flew like a flash,
Tore off the clothing and paid it with cash.

The moms with kids were all in tow,
The stores were all aglow,
When all at once we saw him appear,
A fat old man with a great white beard!

With all the bustle so lively and quick,
We knew in a moment it was just a trick.
Ten bucks for a photo, on the lap of a man?
Better to catch bargains and shop while we can!

‘€œNow Visa! now Mastercard! and American Express! On Discover, on bank cards,
on personal checks! To the front of the line, to the front of the store!
I want it all! And I want it more!’€

As we marched to the car with bags in our hands,
We were startled to see a hungry old man.
As he watched us walk past, down his face rolled a tear.
His clothes were dull rags, and no one drew near.

And suddenly, we felt so ashamed.
The fake glow from the stores had already waned.
For here was someone who reminded us so dear,
Of One who had come to end all our fear.

And lo! Above the mounting spectacle of greed,
Shone a bright star for all to take heed;
That Christmas is more than material things,
It is HIM who we celebrate, and the joy that He brings.

 

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