Top ten list of Murphy s Laws for Mom’

Top ten list of Murphy’s Law for moms – mothers will read this, laugh, and smile!

Top ten list of Murphy’s Laws for Moms

  1. If you wear black, they will have a runny nose.
  2. If you wear white, they will have muddy hands.
  3. If you change their diaper, they will immediately soil the new one.
  4. If you mop the floor, they will spill something.
  5. If you put on fresh socks, you will immediately step in what was spilled.
  6. If it is perfect, they will fix that for you.
  7. If you say it, they will repeat it.
  8. If it’s important, they will forget it.
  9. If you’re tired, they will not be.
  10. If you love them, you will see beauty in it all.
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