Last Minute Turkey

Last Minute Turkey
It’s the day before Christmas, and the butcher is just locking up when a man pounds on the door. “Please let me in,” says the man, “I forgot to buy a turkey and my wife will kill me if I don’t come home with one.”
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Twas the night of Tax Day

Twas the night of Tax Day – Apologies to Clement Moore’s Twas the Night Before Christmas — and to the IRS Twas the night of Tax Day, and all thru the house, Every creature was whirring, even the mouse. The floppy was placed in the disk drive with care,...
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The Internet Before Christmas

The Internet before Christmas
The Internet Before Christmas (circa 1990) – With apologies to Clement Moore’s “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas” – how the Internet has changed Christmas traditions ‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the nets Not a mouse was stirring, not even the pets. The floppies were stacked by the...
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Boyfriend and girlfriend jokes

Boyfriend and girlfriend holding hands
Boyfriend and girlfriend jokes – not too many years ago, the idea of a male or female clown would have been anathema – but now, it’s quite common. So, here are a collection of boyfriend and girlfriend jokes suitable for the way clowns think and interact
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Abbott and Costello meet Microsoft Windows

Bud Abbott and Lou Costello
Abbott and Costello meet Microsoft Windows – Bud Abbott and Lou Costello became famous for their well-known “Who’s on First?” routine — if they were alive today, the routine might focus on Microsoft Windows instead ….
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