Merry Christmas, My Friend

Merry Christmas, My Friend - a military-themed version of Twas the Night before Christmas, originally published in Leatherneck magazineac
Merry Christmas, My Friend – This is the original version of the military version of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’, as published in Leatherneck magazine in December 1991 This is the original version of the military version of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’€™, as published in Leatherneck magazine in...
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Meretricious!

Isaac Asimov photo - meretricious!
Meretricious! An anecdote (and a Christmas pun) from acclaimed science fiction author Isaac Asimov The late science fiction writer, Isaac Asimov, told this story: Once Horace Gold [my editor] went too far. He rejected a story of mine which he called ‘€œmeretricious.’€ The word is from the Latin meretrix,...
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One liner Christmas Jokes

Christmas stocking - reindeer
One liner Christmas Jokes and puns – enjoy! A Christmas thought: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward. How long does it take to burn a candle down? About a wick ! What comes at the end of Christmas Day? The letter “Y”! What did one Christmas light say to...
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Funny Christmas quotes

Funny Christmas quotes
Funny Christmas quotes I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph. – Shirley Temple
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Ebeneezer Scrooge jokes

Ebenezer Scrooge jokes
Ebeneezer Scrooge jokes – Short jokes dealing with the fictional tightwad Ebeneezer Scrooge, from Charles Dickens’ classic book, ‘A Christmas Carol’
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Deck Us All With Boston Charlie

Deck Us All With Boston Charlie song lyrics
Deck Us All With Boston Charlie The following are the lyrics from a jolly parody of Deck The Halls that the late Walt Kelly (of Pogo fame) wrote for his comic strip. The following are the lyrics from a jolly parody of Deck The Halls that the late...
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