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Hymns for different occupations

Dentist’s Hymn: Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman’s Hymn: There Shall Be Showers of Blessing
Contractor’s Hymn: The Church’s One Foundation
The Tailor’s Hymn: Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer’s Hymn: There’s a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician’s Hymn: Standing on the Promises!
Optometrist’s Hymn: Open My Eyes That I Might See
The Tax Man’s Hymn: I Surrender All
The Gossip’s Hymn: Pass It On
The Electrician’s Hymn: Send The Light
The Shopper’s Hymn: Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor’s Hymn: I’ve Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn: He Touched Me
The Doctor’s Hymn: The Great Physician
AND for those who speed on the highway – a few hymns:
55 mph: God Will Take Care of You
75 mph: Nearer My God To Thee
85 mph: This World Is Not My Home
95 mph: Lord, I’m Coming Home
100 mph: Precious Memories

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