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Early Christmas shopping

Early Christmas shopping

How can you get into trouble with the police for early Christmas shopping? Quite easily, as it turns out …

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “€œWhat are you charged with?”€

“€œDoing my Christmas shopping early,”€ replied the defendant.

“€œThat’€™s no offense,”€ said the judge. “€œHow early were you doing this shopping?”€

“€œBefore the store opened,”€ countered the prisoner.


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