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While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his five-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin.
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March 5, 2016 user
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A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the...
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March 4, 2016 user
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Lot’s wife turned into a pillar of salt – First grade Sunday school students teach the teacher to choose her words wisely!
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February 24, 2016 user
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What would happen if, in the modern world, Jesus talks with a Republican, a Libertarian, and a Democrat?
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February 22, 2016 user
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Burial expenses Why does the notorious cheapskate pay $5,000 to ship his wife’s body home for burial? A man, who was known for his thrift, and his nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. While they were vacationing there, the wife passed away. A local undertaker told the...
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February 11, 2016 user
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The interim pastor teaches Sunday school The interim pastor teaches Sunday school – but is it a squirrel?
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February 9, 2016 user
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Discipleship and saving Mother Earth I’m all for stewardship and taking care of the Earth, but I draw the line at calling it “mother” – If I told my mom she was a clod of dirt, she’d whup me for sure!
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January 31, 2016 user
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Good news and bad news for a pastor – something that every pastor (and every member of their congregation) will ‘get’ and laugh about – and possibly recognize. Good News: You baptized seven people today in the river. Bad News: You lost two of them in the swift...
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January 15, 2016 user
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Billy Graham as his Chauffeur – An old joke, with an old punchline, producing the same old laughs! Who would have Billy Graham as his chauffeur, anyway?
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December 22, 2015 user
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The traffic light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed...
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November 17, 2015 user
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