Saying grace before we eat
Saying grace before we eat – Is *this* the reason for saying grace before meals?
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Children’s pastor and the sheep dog
Children’s pastor and the sheep dog – A funny story, proving once again that asking children an open-ended question is asking for trouble! Enjoy!
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The Christian barber starts witnessing
The Christian barber starts witnessing – there’s a right way to witness, and a wrong way …
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The Bricklayer Insurance Claim
The Bricklayer Insurance Claim – Yes, this is the world-famous ‘Bricklayer insurance claim’ – supposed to be true, but I don’t make that claim — only that it’s hilarious!
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Top Ten Reasons Churches Don’t Ask Clown Ministries to Return
Top Ten Reasons Churches Don’t Ask Clown Ministries to Return
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Palm Sunday
Palm Sunday – See what happens when you miss going to church? One Palm Sunday, a little boy had a sore throat and had to stay home from church with a sitter. When the rest of the family came home, they were carrying palm branches. The little boy asked...
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Keep your temper …
Keep your temper – Advice on keeping your temper – with the best of reasons! Keep your temper. Do not quarrel with an angry person, but give him a soft answer. It is commanded by the Holy Writ and furthermore, it makes him madder than anything else you could...
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Hymns for different occupations
Dentist’s Hymn: Crown Him with Many Crowns Weatherman’s Hymn: There Shall Be Showers of Blessing Contractor’s Hymn: The Church’s One Foundation The Tailor’s Hymn: Holy, Holy, Holy The Golfer’s Hymn: There’s a Green Hill Far Away The Politician’s Hymn: Standing on the Promises!
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The new pastor is too young?
Parishioner 1: What do you think of the new pastor? I enjoyed his sermon this morning. Parishioner 2: I didn’t. He’s too young to preach! Parishioner 1: Why do you say that?
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Jonah and the whale and the alligator
Jonah and the whale and the alligator – alligator? Enjoy the joke! Person 1: Isn’t the story of Jonah and the whale awesome? Imagine, being in the belly of the whale for three days! Person 2: That’s not that incredible – my uncle’s been in the belly of...
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