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The problem with laryngitis

What’s the problem with laryngitis? Enjoy the joke! Clown 1: I hear you had laryngitis last week. Clown 2: Yes, and that’€™s the problem with laryngitis. Clown 1: What’€™s that?
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Human cannonball

Why did the circus go out of business when the human cannonball quit? Enjoy the joke! Clown 1: Did you know that I used to be a circus star? Clown 2: Seriously? Clown 1: Yes! I was the human cannonball! In fact, when I quit, the circus went...
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Rolls Royce as collateral

Rolls Royce as collateral
Who would use a $250,000 Rolls Royce as collateral for a small loan? A very canny business woman, that’s who! Enjoy the joke! A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business...
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Apple Dumpling Gang – funny quotes

Funny movie quotes from the classic Disney film, The Apple Dumpling Gang starring Tim Conway, Don Knotts, Bill Bixby, Henry Morgan
Funny movie quotes from the classic Disney film, The Apple Dumpling Gang starring Tim Conway, Don Knotts, Bill Bixby, Henry Morgan Amos Tucker (Tim Conway): How much money do you figure that dude’s got in front of him? Theodore Ogelvie (Don Knotts) : About 500. Amos Tucker (Tim Conway): 500?...
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Clown flies an airplane

Lou Jacobs - Ringling Brothers clown
You know it’s bad news when a clown flies an airplane … A clown was riding on a two-seater aircraft when the pilot had a fatal heart attack. He radioed the tower which assured him that they are experienced and will be able to help him get to...
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Have you seen a doctor?

Have you seen a doctor? A classic joke – enjoy! A man bumps into another man. The other man says ‘€œHey! Watch where you’€™re going!’€ The man says ‘€œSorry, I’€™ve been seeing spots.’€ The other man says, ‘€œOh, have you seen a doctor?’€
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Can you spell Eucalyptus

Can you spell Eucalyptus
Can you spell Eucalyptus? Is that *really* the best question that the 911 operator can ask? An older couple was at home one evening having a nice quiet dinner together when the husband suddenly collapsed on the floor clutching his chest in pain. The wife rushed to the phone...
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