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Woman Drivers

A very funny story about the bias against woman drivers … by one type of male driver, at least!

Driving to work this morning I looked over to my left and noticed a woman in a brand new Mustang. She was doing about 70 miles per hour, and she had her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds, and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!

It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to control the car by using my knees against the steering wheel, my cell phone slipped from between my shoulder and ear, fell into the coffee cup between my legs, and disconnected an important phone call!

I can’t stand women drivers!

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