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Who’s going to tie my bow tie?

Who’s going to tie my bow tie? The wrong question for the henpecked husband to ask his domineering wife … possibly his last question! Enjoy!

A henpecked husband was advised by his psychiatrist to assert himself. “You don’t have to let your wife bully you,” the doctor said. “Go home and show her you’re the boss.”

The man decided to take the shrink’s advice, so he went home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife’s face, and growled,

“From now on, you’re taking orders from me. I want my supper immediately, and when you get it on the table, run upstairs and lay out my clothes. Tonight I’m going out with the boys, but you’re going to stay at home where you belong.  Another thing – do you know who’s gonna tie my bow tie?”

“I certainly do,” his wife said calmly. “The undertaker.”

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