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It is not my father - A joke told by Bob Newhart on a British television interview:

Celebrity jokes

It is not my father

The Thing approaching the crew with murderous intent - "The Thing from Another World"

Funny movie quotes

Funny movie quotes from The Thing from Another World

Helping our daughter to go green - after the girl wanted to go green, these loving parents are going to HELP her …

Helping our daughter to go green

Elon Musk on overregulation

Elon Musk on overregulation

I would like to withdraw $10

I would like to withdraw $10

Funny movie quotes from Abbott and Costello Go to Mars

Funny movie quotes from Abbott and Costello Go to Mars

Funny movie quotes from Africa Screams, starring Abbott and Costello

Funny movie quotes from Africa Screams

Funny movie quotes from Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer Boris Karloff

Funny movie quotes from Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer Boris Karloff

Funny movie quotes from Abbott and Costello meet the Invisible Man

Funny movie quotes from Abbott and Costello meet the Invisible Man

Funny movie quotes from Comin’ Round the Mountain

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Funny movie quotes from Comin’ Round the Mountain

Lou Costello goes lion hunting in Africa

Lou Costello goes lion hunting in Africa

Funny movie quotes from The Time of their Lives

Funny movie quotes from Comin’ Round the Mountain

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Funny movie quotes from Comin’ Round the Mountain

Funny movie quotes for Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy (1955) starring Bud Abbott, Lou Costello, Richard Deacon, Marie Windsor

Funny movie quotes for Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy

Funny movie quotes from Buck Privates (1941) starring Bud Abbott and Lou Costello

Funny movie quotes from Buck Privates