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If men got pregnant …

If men got pregnant ‘€¦

Not so different, really …

  • Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.
  • There would be a cure for stretch marks.
  • Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
  • Morning sickness would rank as the nation’€™s #1 health problem.
  • All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
  • Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
  • Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
  • They wouldn’€™t think twins were so cute.
  • Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.
  • Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
  • Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
  • They’€™d stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
  • Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree’€™s.
  • Women would rule the world.

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