How old was that used car?

How old was that used car that you bought? It was so old …

How old was that used car that you bought?

  • How old? Why, it’€™s so old that it doesn’€™t have dents, it has wrinkles!
  • It’€™s so old that I had to remove the license plates to get it to go over 10 miles per hour’€”it couldn’€™t handle the load!
  • If that car had been a few years older, Moses could have driven it over the Red Sea!
  • Next year, that car’s applying for Social Security.
  • When we go through a fast food drive through, it wants the Senior discount

 

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Tom Raymond

Professional clown who loves to laugh - happily married for 29 years, with 5 children and 1 grandson. Servant of Jesus Christ.

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