Funny movie quotes from I’ll Never Heil Again starring the Three Stooges (Moe, Larry, Curly)
Funny movie quotes from I’ll Never Heil Again – the classic parody of the Nazis, starring the Three Stooges
Opening screen credit: The characters in this picture are all fictitious. Anyone resembling them is better off dead.
Prank caller: Have you got anything on?
Field Marshal Herring (Curly Howard): No, not at all.
Prank caller: You’ll catch cold.
Mr. Ixnay (Vernon Dent): If we aren’t on the level, may we be struck down on this spot.
[the King of Moronica splits a log and half of it goes up in the air and hits all three of them on the head]
Mr. Ixnay (Vernon Dent): What’s the matter, can’t you take a joke?
Minister of Propaganda (Larry Fine): As Minister of Propaganda, I wish to report that the people …
Hailstone the Dictator (Moe Howard): I am not interested in the people! [hits Larry with shaving brush & shaving cream]
Minister of Propaganda (Larry Fine): [Larry tastes the cream] Good! [reaches for more]
Hailstone the Dictator (Moe Howard): I want to know about my armies! Have we taken the dikes of Holland?
Field Marshal Herring (Curly Howard): Certainly! And the Van Dykes of Amsterdam! And the Updikes of Rotterdam! And the hunchback of Notre Dam!
Field Marshal Herring (Curly Howard): Hail!
Hailstone the Dictator (Moe Howard): Hail!
Field Marshal Herring (Curly Howard): Hail!
Hailstone the Dictator (Moe Howard): Hail!
Minister of Propaganda (Larry Fine): Heil!
Hailstone the Dictator (Moe Howard): [pause] The hail you say!
Minister of Propaganda (Larry Fine): Oh, hail I say …
Princess Gilda: I am your new soothsayer, the seeress of Roebuck.
Minister of Propaganda (Larry Fine): Your father must be Roebuck.
Princess Gilda: No, for I was raised by Montgomery.
Field Marshal Herring (Curly Howard): Oh, you;re Montgomery’s ward!
Field Marshal Herring (Curly Howard): You used too much english.
Hailstone the Dictator (Moe Howard): Never speak that word in this house!
Hailstone the Dictator (Moe Howard): [after knocking out all the Axis Partners]
[Field Marshall Herring holding a globe] I have vanquished them, I am the winner, the world belongs to me. Give it to me.
Field Marshal Herring (Curly Howard): No, it’s mine!
Hailstone the Dictator (Moe Howard): Give me that world, Herring. Or I’ll marinate you. Let me have it!
[Herring smashes it to pieces on Hailstone’s head]
Hailstone the Dictator (Moe Howard): My world … You nitwit, you shattered my world!
[Hailstone and Minister of Propaganda chase Herring around the table Hailstone throws a gavel at Herring and misses]
Field Marshal Herring (Curly Howard): Don’t do that!
[Hailstone throws the explosive 13 ball that Princess Gilda put on the pool table, Herring catches it, walks up to Hailstone]
Field Marshal Herring (Curly Howard): Listen, you! I’ve taken enough of you. This is the last straw!
[Throws the ball on the floor, all three are obscured by a massive explosion]