Funny movie quotes from Hotel Transylvania (2012) starring Adam Sandler, Selena Gomez, Andy Samberg
Dracula: I know I lied. I was wrong. But you have to believe this: Johnny wasn’t a bad guy. The truth is, I don’t know if humans are bad anymore. Frank, come on, buddy. You understand.
Eunice (Fran Drescher): He’s not talking to you. First you tell us humans are bad, now they’re good, what else? Up is down, cold is hot, gremlins don’t smell.
Gremlin Man: Hey!
Dracula: [holding Jonathan and looking at Mavis] Someone closer to your age, help plan the party.
Mavis: [looking at Jonathan] You’re my age!
Jonathan: Sure, oh, well, how old are you?
Mavis: 118.
Jonathan: 100 and…
[Dracula elbows Jonathan in the stomach]
Jonathan: Yeah, I’m 121.
Mavis: Really?
Dracula: [thinks Murray passed gas] You’re kidding me. Right in my lobby?
Murray (CeeLo Green): Drac, I swear, man, I don’t run like that.
Eunice (Fran Drescher): English, please! Your voice is really annoying!
Mavis: Uhm… who is that?
Dracula: Who was what?
Jonathan: [groans]
Dracula: Oh that. That is ahh… nobody.
Mavis: Seriously dad?
Jonathan: Dad?
Mavis: Yeah, I know Dracula’s daughter. Everyone freaks out at first.
Jonathan: Dracula?
Jonathan: Look at me, I’m a Frankenhomie!
Dracula: Listen to me, you are never to return here. Your are to stay away and tell no humans about this place. Or I will track you down, and suck every ounce of blood from you body, until you look like a deflated whoopee cushion!
Dracula: [Runs after Quasimodo to rescue Jonathan, but is stopped by Mavis] Mavis? Why are you still up? The sun is out. It could kill you, my honey-gut.
Mavis: I couldn’t sleep. You know where Jonny went?
Dracula: I don’t know. He – [Turns around & eyes her down angrily] Why do you want know?
Mavis: Oh! Uh,
Wayne: What? Now there’s no sheep in the road. Let’s go.
Murray: That was pretty sick, man.
Wayne: You eat lamb chops, it’s the same thing.
Jonathan: Yeah, well, I was afraid your dad was gonna suck all the blood out of my body if I didn’t say that.
Dracula: I wouldn’t have… No, he’s right, I would have done that.
Mavis: Dad.
Dracula: I was wrong, Devil-chops.
Jonathan: I’m Dracula, Bleh, bleh-bleh!
Dracula: I’ve never said that in my life. ‘Bleh, bleh-bleh.’ I don’t know where that comes from!
Dracula: [against the window of an airplane, sees a Twilight movie playing] This is how we’re represented, unbelievable.
Jonathan: Are these monsters gonna kill me?
Dracula: Not as long as they think you’re a monster.
Jonathan: That’s kinda racist.