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Funny movie quotes from The Outlaws is Coming

Funny movie quotes from The Outlaws is Coming, the Three Stooges last feature film, a parody of the Western film, starring Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard, Adam West

Funny movie quotes from The Outlaws is Coming

Rance Rodent: If anyone tries to stop us, they’re idiots … dead idiots
[scene cuts to]Moe (Moe Howard): Alright you idiots, hurry up.


Moe (Moe Howard): [talking about the skunk, Elvis] watch out now, he’s dangerous.
Larry (Larry Fine): I don’t trust you, either.


Kenneth Cabot (Adam West): Boys, please, I’m working.
Moe (Moe Howard): That’s all right, Mr. Cabot, you ain’t bothering us!


Curly Joe (Curly Joe DeRita): My all-purpose hunting horn.
Moe (Moe Howard): That looks like an unborn piccolo!


Curly Joe (Curly Joe DeRita): I know the problem’too much pizza in my pizzicato.


Larry (Larry Fine): Not me, to Wyoming.  It’s full of gunslingers, Gila monsters, rattlesnakes, and Indians!
Curly Joe (Curly Joe DeRita): And besides, it’s against our religion. Yeah, we’re devout cowards!


Moe (Moe Howard): You talk like an idiot.
Curly Joe (Curly Joe DeRita): Then you understand me.


Curly Joe (Curly Joe DeRita): There’s only one thing I’d ask for if I had to tangle with that guy!
Larry (Larry Fine): You mean a fair fight?
Curly Joe (Curly Joe DeRita): No, I mean a head start.


Moe (Moe Howard): Tequila … that sounds like an internal hot foot.


Curly Joe (Curly Joe DeRita): I got it.
Moe (Moe Howard): Every time you got it, I get it.


Moe (Moe Howard): What are they, Blackfeet?
Curly Joe (Curly Joe DeRita): I can’t see their feet, but the rest of them don’t look so clean.


Moe (Moe Howard): We’d rather you hang us from that tree.
Charlie Horse (Henry Gibson): That tree won’t be ready for 60 years!
Moe (Moe Howard): We’ll wait.


Johnny Ringo: [after shooting a telegraph delivery man] That’ll teach ya to interrupt me when I’m swoonin’ the gals!

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