Funny movie quotes from Movie Maniacs starring the Three Stooges
Moe: [in bed with Larry and Curly] You suppose that puddin’ head kicked us?
Larry: How could he? He’s sound asleep.
Curly: [pretending] Soitenly I’m sound asleep.
Moe: Then how come your talkin’?
Curly: I’m talkin’ in my sleep!
Curly: How are we gonna get in pictures? We don’t know nothin’ about makin’ movies!
Moe: There’s a couple of thousand people in pictures now who know nothing about it. Three more won’t make any difference.
Fuller Rath (Bud Jamison): Go and prepare an office, and see they have everything they may possibly want!
Assistant: Yes, sir. I’ll order three blonde secretaries.
Moe: Boy, this picture business is tougher to get into to than I figured.
Larry: Don’t worry, a bad beginning is a good ending.
Curly: Soitenly! If at first you don’t succeed, keep on suckin’ til you do suck seed.
Moe: Cut, cut, cut. You ain’t shooting the picture right.
Director Cecil Z. Sweinhardt (Harry Semels): Why, what’s the matter with it?
Moe: There’s no action. It was no good from the first kiss.
Director Cecil Z. Sweinhardt (Harry Semels): Kiss? What do you know about kisses?
Moe: [turns to Curly] Tell him what we know about kisses.
Curly: Uh…
Moe: That’s enough!
Leading Man (Kenneth Harlan): I quit!
Moe: Oh yeah, you’re fired!
Curly: You can’t fire him
Moe: Why not?
Curly: Cause he quit!
Director Cecil Z. Sweinhardt (Harry Semels): I quit!
Moe: You can’t quit.
Director Cecil Z. Sweinhardt (Harry Semels): Why not?
Moe: You’re fired.
Curly: Hey, you can’t fire him.
Moe: Why not?
Curly: He quit.[Moe slaps him]