Funny movie quotes from Half-Shot Shooters – the Three Stooges (1936)
Larry (Larry Fine): Pipe down! You’re spoiling the whole war for me!
Moe (Moe Howard): What of it?
Larry (Larry Fine): Nothing. I was just saying.
Army officer: Will you fight for this great Republic, and …
Moe (Moe Howard): Republican? Naw, I’m a Democrat.
Curly (Curly Howard): Not me, I’m a pedestrian!
Capt. Burke: …wouldn’t know a shell from a boat.
Larry (Larry Fine): What’d he say?
Moe (Moe Howard): He says you smell like a goat.
Larry (Larry Fine): Oh, yeah? Same to you!
Curly (Curly Howard): Oh, the first shell went in there. It goes round and a round, woah, woah and it goes out there.
Capt. Burke: Where were you born?
Curly (Curly Howard): He says your pants are torn.
Moe (Moe Howard)): I ain’t got any on.
Larry (Larry Fine): Not worn, corn! Corn!
Curly (Curly Howard): Oh, I got two on both dogs!
Officer: Were you born in this country?
Larry (Larry Fine): No, Milwaukee.
Curly (Curly Howard): I seen my duty and I did it!
Moe (Moe Howard): I seen my duty, and I’ll do it! [holds out fist] See this? [Curly slaps Moe’s fist, which rotates around and hits Curly on the head]
Moe (Moe Howard): Every time you think you weaken the nation.
Curly (Curly Howard): His mother and my mother are both mothers.
Moe (Moe Howard): Boxcars wasn’t good enough for you, huh?
Curly (Curly Howard): I don’t know, I’m a stowaway.
Moe (Moe Howard): Stow this away! (slaps Curly)
Moe (Moe Howard): I don’t know where that one landed, but I hope it didn’t hit the pool room!