Funny movie quotes from Bonnie Scotland, starring Laurel and Hardy
Bonnie Scotland involves Laurel and Hardy heading to Scotland, where they hope to inherit “Stan MacLaurel’s” inheritance – and end up joining the Scottish Army!
Ollie (Oliver Hardy): We would like for you to give us a room and a bath.
Mrs Bickerdike (Mary Gordon): I can give you the room, but you’ll have to take the bath yourself.
Mrs Bickerdike (Mary Gordon): You see, he had a no-good son by name of Sandy, who ran away to America and married a Queen.
Ollie (Oliver Hardy): Royalty?
Mrs Bickerdike (Mary Gordon): Royalty! No, a burlesque queen! One of those play actors, and the old man never forgive him.
Ollie (Oliver Hardy): Well, what became of Sandy?
Mrs Bickerdike (Mary Gordon): They had a wee baby boy, and when Sandy saw the baby for the first time, he committed suicide.
Stanley MacLaurel (Stan Laurel): Can you beat that? What a face that kid must have had.
Ollie (Oliver Hardy): Sandy was your father, and I don’t blame him.
Mrs Bickerdike (Mary Gordon): Where is Mr. Hardy? I haven’t seen him in the past three weeks.
Stanley MacLaurel (Stan Laurel): Oh, he’s awful sick.
Mrs Bickerdike (Mary Gordon): Is that a fact?
Stanley MacLaurel (Stan Laurel): Hoot, ma’am. You know the day he fell in the water he got an awful cold, and it turned into pneumatics.
Mrs Bickerdike (Mary Gordon): Is he very sick?
Stanley MacLaurel (Stan Laurel): You’re darn hootin’ he’s sick! You know the only thing he can keep on his stomach is a hot water bottle.
Mrs Bickerdike (Mary Gordon): My, my, what a predicament!
Stanley MacLaurel (Stan Laurel): Yeah! I think he’s got that too.