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Funny movie quotes from Aladdin and the King of Thieves

Funny movie quotes from Aladdin and the King of Thieves

Genie: Once again, this whole broadcast has been brought to you by Sand. It’s everywhere, get used to it.

Genie: [as Forrest Gump] Mama always said, “Magic is as magic does”.

Genie: And your name is?
Thor: [with a lisp] I’m Thor.
Genie: You’re Thor?
Thor: [with a lisp] Well it hurth.

Genie: Oh, no. The crowd is parting. Who’s coming? It’s Moses!

Genie: Oh, look, it’s a Kodiak moment!
[a Kodiak bear appears and roars ominously]
Genie: Put that bear out of here.

Genie: Al, you’re back! And your front! You’re both here!

Genie: [the wedding pavilion starts shaking] I thought the earth wasn’t supposed to move until the honeymoon.

Princess Jasmine: [after knocking out one of the thieves] That was for ruining my wedding.

Genie: [Genie’s pointing an elephant towards some thieves] Don’t make me use the other end!

Genie: [after elephants run over the Magic Carpet] Oh, they trampled the carpet! That’s a little redundant. So this isn’t a bad day for you really, is it?

Genie: [as Bing Crosby] I’m sure Ali Baba and the boy are on the road to Agrabah right now. Isn’t that right, Bob?
Genie: [as Bob Hope] That’s right, Bing. How ’bout this town? Is it wild or what? It’s like one giant sand trap, and me without my wedgie. Hey, let’s give a big hand for Brooke Shields.

Genie: [as Chico Marx] Hey, that’s-a no good. What a wedding needs is a theme!
Genie: [as Groucho] Needs a groom too, but let’s work with what we have!
[waggles eyebrows]
Princess Jasmine: [offended] Genie!
Genie: It’s a joke! I do that.

Iago: Meet your match, Zorro!
Cassim: Good birdie. Polly want a little?
Iago: Say “cracker” and I let you have it on principle!

Iago: Allow me to introduce.
Cassim: [laughs]
Cassim: The King of Thieves.
[Genie shrieks, then calls on a walkie-talkie]
Genie: All units, we have a Code Red.

Genie: Geronimo! Arapaho! Navajo! Pocahontas.

Genie: [multiple Genies are pointing their guns at Cassim] Do not attempt to move or we’ll be shooting ourselves.

[the Genie has Cassim surrounded; Aladdin tries to push his way through them]
Aladdin: Genie.
Genie: Back off, Al, this creep’s got a yellow sheet as long as my arm.
Aladdin: Genie, meet my dad.
Genie: [confused and defeated] Stand down men. Smoke ’em if you got ’em.
[all other genies disappear leaving him alone]

Genie: If you’re Al’s dad, and the King of Thieves, I just wanna know one thing.
Cassim: Yeah?
Genie: Will you be having the chicken or the sea bass?

[Cassim has not shown up at the wedding]
Aladdin: Where is he?
[Genie changes into Pumbaa from the Lion King]
Genie: Hakuna Matata!
[Changes back]
Genie: Whoa. I was having an out of movie experience.

Iago: Does this code have any rules that don’t end in death?
Cassim: It’s a strict code.

Cassim: You killed Sa’luk. The Code of the Forty Thieves is very clear on this point. You’re in!

Aladdin: I was so stupid to think I could change him.
Genie: Trying to show him a better life wasn’t stupid, Al.
Genie: [speaking with his hand, high voice] Leaving him alone with the parrot, that was stupid.

Genie: [as a wrestling commentator] He’s got him in the half-nelson, now he’s got him in the full-nelson! Oh no! The dreaded ‘Ozzie Nelson!’
Genie: [as Ozzie Nelson] Rick, boys, maybe you wanna come over here and see what’s happening’?

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