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Excuses when caught falling asleep at work

Excuses when caught falling asleep at work … don’t actually try to use these!

  • ‘€œThey told me at the blood bank this might happen.’€
  • ‘€œThis is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.’€
  • ‘€œWhew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper.’€
  • ‘€œI wasn’€™t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!’€
  • ‘€œThis is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!’€
  • ‘€œI was testing the keyboard for drool resistance’€
  • ‘€œActually I was doing a ‘€œStress Level Elimination Exercise Plan”(SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.’€
  • ‘€œI was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?’€
  • ‘€œDarn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.’€
  • ‘€œThe coffee machine is broke….’€
  • ‘€œSomeone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.’€
  • ‘€œBoy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’€™t wear off!’€
  • ‘€œAh, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!’€
  • ‘€œI wasn’€™t sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without using my hands.’€
  • ‘€œI was just reminiscing on when I was a kid and would wish on my birthday cake that I could work here.’€

 

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