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It is not my father - A joke told by Bob Newhart on a British television interview:

Celebrity jokes

It is not my father

The Thing approaching the crew with murderous intent - "The Thing from Another World"

Funny movie quotes

Funny movie quotes from The Thing from Another World

Helping our daughter to go green - after the girl wanted to go green, these loving parents are going to HELP her …

Helping our daughter to go green

Elon Musk on overregulation

Elon Musk on overregulation

I would like to withdraw $10

I would like to withdraw $10

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed

Come and listen to a story ’bout a man named Jed

Keep your worms warm

The Littlest Worm

Song lyrics to Michael Finnegan, a classic silly song

Michael Finnegan

There's a place called Omaha, Nebraska song lyrics, as sung by Groucho Marx

There’s a place called Omaha, Nebraska song lyrics

Song lyrics to ‘Johnny Rebeck’, the man who turned his neighbor’s cats and dogs … into sausages?

Johnny Rebeck

Song lyrics to ‘Down By the Bay’, a classic silly song — ‘Down by the bay where the watermelons grow, back to my home I dare not go …’

Down By the Bay

Mairzy Doats - song lyrics

Mairzy Doats

I Got a Cold for Christmas song lyrics, as sung by the Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Joe DeRita) on their album, Christmas with the Stooges

I got a cold for Christmas

Fifty Ways to Kill an Ensign - Star Trek song parody of the song, Fifty Ways to Kill Your Lover

Fifty Ways to Kill an Ensign

May the Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose song lyrics

May the Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose song lyrics