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funny movie quotes from The Nutty Professor

Funny Movie Quotes from The Nutty Professor(1963) starring Jerry Lewis, Stella Stevens
Funny Movie Quotes from The Nutty Professor(1963) starring Jerry Lewis, Stella Stevens Gym Attendant: Are you hurt?Professor Julius Kelp (Jerry Lewis): Well, if a man with an ulcer and a splinter in his finger and a nail in his foot was then struck by lightning, if you could say that...
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Funny movie quotes from Punch Drunks

Funny movie quotes from Punch Drunks (1934) starring the Three Stooges ‘€” Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard
Funny movie quotes from Punch Drunks (1934) starring the Three Stooges ‘€” Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard Funny movie quotes from Punch Drunks, starring the Three Stooges – Moe Howard, Larry Fine and Curly Howard.  This is the 1934 original ‘€œboxing match’€ sketch that the Three Stooges did multiple times, where Curly...
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Funny movies quotes from One Night in the Tropics

Funny movies quotes from One Night in the Tropics -Abbott and Costello'€™s first film
Funny movies quotes from One Night in the Tropics –Abbott and Costello‘€™s first film [Lou Costello lights up a cigar] Bud Abbott: Stop smoking, no smoking in here.Lou Costello: What makes you think I’€™m smokin’€™?Bud Abbott : You’ve got a cigar in your mouth!Lou Costello : I’ve got shoes on,...
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Funny movie quotes from Rockin’ Thru the Rockies

Funny movie quotes from Rockin’ Thru the Rockies Funny movie quotes from the Three Stooges in Rockin’ Thru the Rockies – Moe, Larry and Curly in the old American West, guiding a minstrel show thru the Rockies, dealing with hostile Indians, snowstorm, bear, ice fishing, and their own ineptness.
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Funny movie quotes from Studio Stoops

Funny movie quotes from Studio Stooges, starring the Three Stooges
Funny movie quotes from Studio Stooges, starring the Three Stooges Funny movie quotes from Studio Stoops – where the Three Stooges (Moe, Larry and Shemp) try to be PR men, who come up with the “stunt” of their movie star being kidnapped – only for real crooks to do...
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Funny movie quotes from White Christmas

Funny movie quotes from White Christmas, with many funny lines between Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye
Funny movie quotes from White Christmas, with many funny lines between Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye Phil Davis (Danny Kaye): When what’s left of you gets around to what’s left to be gotten, what’s left to be gotten won’t be worth getting, whatever it is you’ve got left.
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Funny movie quotes from We Want Our Mummy

Funny movie quotes from We Want Our Mummy — a classic Three Stooges short film, starring Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard, Bud Jamison Curly (Curly Howard): Well, I reckon since there’s no other place around the place, this must be the place, I reckon. Larry (Larry Fine): That’s a...
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Disorder in the Court

Funny movie quotes for Disorder in the Court (1936) starring the Three Stooges (Moe, Larry and Curly)
Funny movie quotes for Disorder in the Court (1936) starring the Three Stooges (Moe, Larry and Curly) Funny movie quotes for Disorder in the Court (1936) starring the Three Stooges (Moe, Larry and Curly) – a hilarious classic!
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You Natzy Spy!

Funny Movie Quotes from You Nazty Spy! (1940) starring the Three Stooges
Funny Movie Quotes from You Nazty Spy! (1940) starring the Three Stooges Funny movie quotes from The Three Stooges’ You Natzy Spy! — the first anti-Nazi film, preceding Charlie Chaplin’s The Great Dictator by 9 months
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Funny Movie Quotes from Laurel and Hardy’s Block-Heads

Funny Movie Quotes from Laurel and Hardy's Block-Heads -  starring Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, James Finlayson, Billy Gilbert
Funny Movie Quotes from Laurel and Hardy’s Block-Heads –  starring Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, James Finlayson, Billy Gilbert Stan Laurel: You remember how dumb I used to be?Oliver Hardy: Yeah?Stan Laurel: Well, I’m better now. Stan Laurel: If you want me to go, I’ll stay as long as you like....
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