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Dizzy Detectives

Funny movie quotes for the Three Stooges short film Dizzy Detectives (1943) starring the Three Stooges – Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard

Larry (Larry Fine) : What happened? What’s wrong?
Curly (Curly Howard) : I’m dyin’ and you start a quiz program!

Moe (Moe Howard) : Where’s your gun?
Curly (Curly Howard) : Gun? Oh! The landlady’s baby was cryin’, so I gave it to the baby to play with.

Moe (Moe Howard) : [whispering] It’s that crook and he’s wearin’ a fur coat! Come on!
[the Stooges come up and Moe gets the gorilla’s attention by kicking him in the backside. The Stooges all point their guns at the gorilla]
Moe (Moe Howard) : Stick ’em up, Ape Man! We gotcha covered!
[the gorilla destroys the Stooges’ guns]
Moe (Moe Howard) : Hey, fellas! Look! No human is strong enough to bend a gun barrel like that!
Curly (Curly Howard) : It’s real! A real chimmanypanzee!
Larry (Larry Fine) : That’s no chimp, ya chump! That’s a gorilla!

Moe (Moe Howard) : Next time you handle a gun, shoot yourself in the head.
Curly (Curly Howard) : I’ll make a note of it. How do you spell head?
Moe (Moe Howard) : B-O-N-E. head!
[he whacks him in the head with a gun and the gun bends]

Curly (Curly Howard) : That ox can’t call me a monkey!
Moe (Moe Howard) : Shut up you baboon!
[Curly sticks his tongue at Moe while Moe puts a clothespin on his tongue]

Curly (Curly Howard) : I don’t wanna be dead. There’s no future in it!

Larry (Larry Fine) : Hey, you only fell 14 feet! Why are ya getting sore?
Moe (Moe Howard) : [Pretending to be surprised] Is that all it was?
Larry (Larry Fine) : Yeah!

Moe (Moe Howard) : I’ll lead the way. Go ahead!

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