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The Little Skunk’s Hole

Song lyrics to 'The Little Skunk's Hole' a silly song for children
The Little Skunk’s Hole Song lyrics to ‘The Little Skunk’s Hole’ a silly song for children Oh, I stuck my headIn the little skunk’s holeAnd the little skunk said,“Well, bless my soul!Take it out! Take it out!Take it out! Remove it!” Oh, I didn’t take it outAnd the...
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The Bear

The Bear – a funny little children’s ‘echo song’ The other day, (The other day) I met a bear, (I met a bear) Up in the woods, (Up in the woods) A way up there! (A way up there!) The other day I met a bear, Up in...
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A Short Quiz on the animal kingdom

A Short Quiz on the animal kingdom – It’s all logical, once you think about it Question: How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. (This question tests whether or not you are doing simple things in a...
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Hungry Tiger

One day, a hungry tiger was walking through the jungle and saw two men relaxing under a tree. One man was quietly reading a newspaper, and the other man was working feverishly on a manual typewriter. The tiger leapt on the man with the newspaper and ate him up....
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What does a dalmatian do for the firemen?

What does a Dalmatian do for the firemen? Everyone knows that firefighters have Dalmatian dogs as mascots … but are they decoration, or do they serve a purpose? A carpool mom was delivering a station wagon full of kids to their homes one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in...
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