Tom Raymond

Jokes that are clean, funny, and for you!

A wealthy Chinese Merchant named Chan

Time we did something about mother

What did he name the twins?

fishing trip with the guys - when the businessman calls home to ask his wife to pack for a weekend fishing trip, what could go wrong?

fishing trip with the guys

Flight out of Egypt - yes, kids do say the funniest things! When the child draws his favorite Bible story - Joseph, Mary, Jesus on a plane?

Flight out of Egypt

Science Facts - The beguiling ideas about science quoted here were gleaned from essays, exams, and class room discussions; most were from fifth- and sixth-graders. They illustrate Mark Twain's contention that the "most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop."Science Facts - The beguiling ideas about science quoted here were gleaned from essays, exams, and class room discussions; most were from fifth- and sixth-graders. They illustrate Mark Twain's contention that the "most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop."

Science Facts

Where Do Deleted Characters Go?

Funny movie quotes about the Battle of the Sexes

Funny movie quotes from Restless Knights, starring the Three Stooges (Moe, Larry, Curly)

Funny movie quotes from Restless Knights

Virus Warning

Midnight Dreary – Abort, Retry, Ignore

Computer Terms

Error messages in Haiku - imagine if instead of cryptic text strings, your computer produced error messages in Haiku ...

Error messages in Haiku

The Last Bug

One Liner Jokes