Tom Raymond

Jokes that are clean, funny, and for you!

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Only $62.50 - Dave Barry tells a joke about when he was hospitalized and Jack Benny came to see him …

Celebrity jokes

Only $62.50

It is not my father - A joke told by Bob Newhart on a British television interview:

Celebrity jokes

It is not my father

The Thing approaching the crew with murderous intent - "The Thing from Another World"

Funny movie quotes

Funny movie quotes from The Thing from Another World

Helping our daughter to go green - after the girl wanted to go green, these loving parents are going to HELP her …

Helping our daughter to go green

Elon Musk on overregulation

Elon Musk on overregulation

Office memo restricting Christmas holiday activities

Office memo restricting Christmas holiday activities

A Christmas Poem For Mom - milk and cookies

A Christmas Poem For Mom

Letter to the IRS – Oh, if only paying our federal income tax were actually this easy …

Letter to the IRS

Company Christmas Party

Company Christmas Party

The Perfect Man, the Perfect Woman, and Santa Claus

The Perfect Man, the Perfect Woman, and Santa Claus

The clown proposes to a sensible girl

The clown proposes to a sensible girl

Top New Year's resolutions

Top New Year’s resolutions

New Year's resolution to quit smoking

New Year’s resolution to quit smoking

History of New Year's Resolutions

History of New Year’s Resolutions

Whose dog is smarter?