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Alumni fund raising – Don’t you hate it when your old college keeps asking you for donations?

I graduated from a private school that I didn’€™t like much, and didn’€™t feel any particular loyalty to …

Once I had graduated, I had no particular desire to ever contribute to their latest fund drive or future athletic events. Sure enough, Alumni Affairs staff called my folks, got my current number and tracked me down.

‘€œSo, what have you been doing with yourself?’€ the perky alumnus asked.

I responded, ‘€œOh, not a lot. Just stealing cars and running moonshine.’€

They’€™ve never called back.

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