You know you are addicted to the Internet when …
You know you are addicted to the internet when…
- You find yourself typing ‘com’ after every period when using a word processor.com
- You shut down your computer and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
- Your start introducing yourself as ‘John at I-I-Net dot com.’
- Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.
- All of your friends have an @ in their name.
- You can’t call your mother – she not online.
- Your Internet bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
- You laugh at people with DSL.
- You refer to going to the bathroom as [downloading].
- You tell the cab driver you live at: http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html
- Your spouse makes a new rule: ‘The computer cannot come to bed.’
- You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a commode.
- You start tilting your head sideways to smile :-).
- You turn on your computer and turn off your spouse.
- Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage, so you buy another computer so the two of you can chat …