Work-related accidents – A list of various workers, who have various work-related … accidents
- A man fell into an upholstery machine yesterday, today he is fully recovered. (courtesy of Brian Hoffman, Red Skelton impersonator)
- The optometrist who fell into his lens grinder, and made a spectacle of himself
- The butcher, who once backed into a meat grinder and got a little behind in his work …
- The magician, who was dispelled and disillusioned