The story is told of when Jane Wyman was married to Ronald Reagan and was planning an elegant dinner party. She was going to be entertaining some Very Important People, and she wanted every last detail to be just right. To ensure that, she left a note pinned to the guest towels for her husband. The note read, “If you use these, I will murder you.”
The party went well, and afterward, she went into the bedroom – to her shock and dismay, she had neglected to remove the note before the guest arrived. However, the towels were still immaculate 😉