You know it’s bad news when a clown flies an airplane …
A clown was riding on a two-seater aircraft when the pilot had a fatal heart attack. He radioed the tower which assured him that they are experienced and will be able to help him get to the ground.
They asked the clown his height and position and he responded, ‘I’m 5’4’ and in the front seat!’
The tower says ‘Okay, repeat after me: Our Father, who art in heaven…’