Funny movie quotes from Ghosts on the Loose, starring the East Side Kids, Bela Lugosi, Ava Gardner
Scruno: [whispering] Mister, you dropped your flowers,
[normal tone]
Scruno: I guess he didn’t hear me.
Mugs: [reading the card on the wreath of flowers the boys brought in] ‘We didn’t mean to shoot you Louie, honest’. You stole a dead guy’s flowers? Don’t you know that sacrelilious? Put them back… hold it, I guess it wouldn’t be any more sacrelilious to put them back after the ceremony.
Glimpy: Hey, why can’t I sing in da quartet? I used to sing in a quartet wit’ six members!
Mugs: [to the quartet] Now remember your crescendos and your de-u-endos.
Mugs: I’m gonna send you to an optimist to have your eyes examined.
Mugs: [to Glimpy] Any normal person can get normal measles, but you gotta pick a fight with a Nazi and get German measles.
[Glimpy’s face is covered in Swastikas]