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Top 10 list of things to NOT get your wife

Top 10 list of things to NOT get your wife for Christmas (or her birthday, or Mother’€™s Day) – at least, not unless you LIKE sleeping on the couch

  1. A car wash kit
  2. A table saw, band saw, Roto-zip or other cutting tools
  3. Two all-day passes to Circuit City’€™s Home Theatre Installation Seminar
  4. “Automotive Maintenance for Dummies”
  5. Five-year subscription to Sports Illustrated
  6. Custom engraved bowling ball
  7. Hunting license and “his and hers” matching blaze orange vests
  8. The Three Stooges DVD 12-pack
  9. New satellite dish with sports package
  10. Three-year membership to Weight-Watchers Clinic

One thought on “Top 10 list of things to NOT get your wife

  1. Lily says:

    Actually, I would LOVE #4, and if I was in a competitive bowling group, #5 would be really sweet. I’m not very automotive inclined either, so I’d actually appreciate #7 too.

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