Top 10 list of things to NOT get your wife for Christmas (or her birthday, or Mother’s Day) – at least, not unless you LIKE sleeping on the couch
- A car wash kit
- A table saw, band saw, Roto-zip or other cutting tools
- Two all-day passes to Circuit City’s Home Theatre Installation Seminar
- “Automotive Maintenance for Dummies”
- Five-year subscription to Sports Illustrated
- Custom engraved bowling ball
- Hunting license and “his and hers” matching blaze orange vests
- The Three Stooges DVD 12-pack
- New satellite dish with sports package
- Three-year membership to Weight-Watchers Clinic
May 3, 2007 user
Christmas jokes, Marriage jokes, Mother's Day jokes, Valentines Day jokes
5 Comments
Actually, I would LOVE #4, and if I was in a competitive bowling group, #5 would be really sweet. I’m not very automotive inclined either, so I’d actually appreciate #7 too.
Actually, I would LOVE #4, and if I was in a competitive bowling group, #5 would be really sweet. I’m not very automotive inclined either, so I’d actually appreciate #7 too.
Actually, I would LOVE #4, and if I was in a competitive bowling group, #5 would be really sweet. I’m not very automotive inclined either, so I’d actually appreciate #7 too.
Actually, I would LOVE #4, and if I was in a competitive bowling group, #5 would be really sweet. I’m not very automotive inclined either, so I’d actually appreciate #7 too.
Actually, I would LOVE #4, and if I was in a competitive bowling group, #5 would be really sweet. I’m not very automotive inclined either, so I’d actually appreciate #7 too.