One-line vampire jokes for Halloween, Hotel Transylvania, or other such occasions – enjoy!
- What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests! - Why did Dracula’s mother give him cough medicine?
Because he was having a coffin fit. - Why did the vampire’s lunch give him heartburn?
It was a stake sandwich. - Dracula decided he needed a dog, which breed did he choose?
A bloodhound. - What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving. - What did the vampire say to the Invisible Man?
‘Long time, no see!’ - Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he’s a pain in the neck!