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One-line vampire jokes for Halloween

One-line vampire jokes for Halloween, Hotel Transylvania, or other such occasions – enjoy!

  • What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
    Lots of blood tests!
  • Why did Dracula’s mother give him cough medicine?
    Because he was having a coffin fit.
  • Why did the vampire’s lunch give him heartburn?
    It was a stake sandwich.
  • Dracula decided he needed a dog, which breed did he choose?
    A bloodhound.
  • What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
    Fangsgiving.
  • One line vampire jokesWhat did the vampire say to the Invisible Man?
    ‘Long time, no see!’
  • Why is Dracula so unpopular?
    Because he’s a pain in the neck!

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