Medium jokes

Medium jokes

Medium jokes – Several puns on the word ‘medium’ – my favorite is about the midget psychic on the run from the law …

I ordered a medium well-done steak at a restaurant, but it came back barely cooked.

When I complained to the waiter, he told me, “A well-done medium is rare.”


Did you hear about the midget psychic on the run from the law?

It was a small medium at large.


After seeing a smiling “medium” at a psychic fair, a friend of mine punched her!

When I asked him why he would do such a thing, he replied, “My father always taught me to strike a happy medium.”

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