Medium jokes – Several puns on the word ‘medium’ – my favorite is about the midget psychic on the run from the law …
I ordered a medium well-done steak at a restaurant, but it came back barely cooked.
When I complained to the waiter, he told me, “A well-done medium is rare.”
Did you hear about the midget psychic on the run from the law?
It was a small medium at large.
After seeing a smiling “medium” at a psychic fair, a friend of mine punched her!
When I asked him why he would do such a thing, he replied, “My father always taught me to strike a happy medium.”