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God Loves Drunk People Too

God loves drunk people too – but is needing a push at 3 in the morning asking too much?

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

‘€œNot a chance,’€ says the husband, ‘€œit’€™s 3 o’€™clock in the morning!’€

He slams the door and returns to bed. ‘€œWho was that?’€ asked his wife..

‘€œJust some drunk guy asking for a push,’€ he answers. ‘€œDid you help him?’€ she asks.

‘€œNo, I did not, it’€™s 3 am in the morning and it’€™s blooming well pouring Rain out there!’€

‘€œWell, you have a short memory,’€ says his wife. ‘€œCan’€™t you remember about three months ago when we broke down, And those two guys helped Us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of
yourself! God loves drunk people too you know.’€

The husband now feels very guilty about not responding to others in Need when the same courtesy was recently provided to he and his wife. He gets dressed, and ventures out into the pounding rain to write his error in behavior.

He calls out into the dark, ‘€œHello, are you still there?’€ ‘€œYes,’€ comes back the answer.

‘€œDo you still need a push?’€ calls out the husband.

‘€œYes, please!’€ comes the reply from the dark.

Where are you?’€ asks the husband.

‘€œOver here….on the swing,’€ replied the drunk’€¦


One thought on “God Loves Drunk People Too

  1. Phyllis says:

    “God loves the drunk too” is really cute. I could actually see that happening to someone.

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