Funny movie quotes from Micro-Phonies

Funny movie quotes from Micro-Phonies, starring the Three Stooges

Funny movie quotes from the Three Stooges short film, “Micro-Phonies” where Curly (as Senorita Cucaracha) lip-syncs to a record, assisted by Moe and Larry, to collect a large payment at a party – until the record is broken!

Funny movie quotes from Micro-Phonies, starring the Three Stooges (Moe, Larry, Curly), with Christine McIntyre

Curly (Curly Howard): My! Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk! Ain’€™t she pretty!
Moe (Moe Howard): You can say that again!
Curly (Curly Howard): My! Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk! Ain’€™t she pretty!
Moe (Moe Howard): [slaps Curly] Quiet, you imbecile!
Curly (Curly Howard): You said I could!


Moe (Moe Howard): I know accidents will happen, fellows.  Now take this wrench …
Larry (Larry Fine): I don’€™t want it! [Moe hits Larry and Moe with the wrench]


Moe (Moe Howard): We eluded him!
Curly (Curly Howard): Yeah, we got away, too!


Moe (Moe Howard): [sees a microphone] Oh, a micro-phoney! [Moe goes to the microphone]
Curly (Curly Howard): And a phoney at the mike!


Moe (Moe Howard): Quiet, numbskulls, I’€™m broadcasting!


Moe (Moe Howard): Use Gritto, radio friends, the soap that gives your hands that dishpan look. How will the old man know you’€™ve been working’€¦ if your hands -don’€™t- have that dishpan look, hmm?
[chuckles]
Moe (Moe Howard): Put a box of Gritto in a glass of water, then listen to it fizz’€¦
[Larry and Curly honk a large horn. Moe is irked]
Moe (Moe Howard): Dopes. Remember, Gritto spelled sideways, is ‘€˜ot-tri-gruh-guh-guhhh’€™.


Moe (Moe Howard): Money?  Did you say money?
Curly (Curly Howard): I remember the stuff …


Moe (Moe Howard): Quite a shack, this Bixby joint.
Larry (Larry Fine): Yeah, reminds me of reform school.


Italian singer: Oh, cherries, huh?
[while smashing a handful of cherries in the party guest’€™s face]
Italian singer: See how you like them, tough guy! See how you like them!


Moe (Moe Howard): [as the near-sighted Italian singer is staring at him without his glasses] Oh, short eyeballs, eh?


Larry (Larry Fine): [to pianist] Do you know ‘€Sextet by Lucy‘€?
Pianist (Chester Conklin): Know it? I wrote it!


Moe (Moe Howard): Quiet! You lost your voice.
Curly (Curly Howard): [looking on the floor] Where?


 

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