Who was that girl I saw you with at the dance last night?
I wasn’t with anyone at the dance last night.
I saw you talking to a fat, homely girl at the dance last night …
I talked to her, but I wasn’t with her.
I saw you dancing with her.
I danced with her, but I wasn’t with her.
I saw you kissing her!
I kissed her, but I wasn’t with her.
I saw you walking her home!
I walked her home, but I wasn’t with her.
Well, if you talked with her, danced, kissed, and walked her home, who was she with?
She was with the fire chief.
But the fire chief wasn’t even at the dance!
I know … he paid me $5 to take his place.