Verdict or sentence? When the man asks his doctor for a verdict … enjoy!
The patient asked, “Well, doctor, now that you’ve given me a complete physical, what’s the verdict?”
The doctor replied, “Well, the bad news is:
- You’re going to have to give up smoking.
- You’re going to have to give up drinking.
- You’re going to have to stop eating all those rich foods.
- You’re going to have to start going to bed every night at 9:00.”
The patient replied, “Doctor, I asked you for a verdict—you’re giving me a sentence!”