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The LAPD, the FBI, and the CIA

The LAPD, the FBI, and the CIA – Which agency is best at catching criminals? And what does a rabbit have to do with it?

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation,s they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no lead,s they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten raccoon. The raccoon is yelling: “Okay! Okay! I’m a rabbit! I’m a rabbit!”

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