Twas the night Archives - Best Clean Funny Jokes

Jokes that are clean, funny, and for you!

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It is not my father - A joke told by Bob Newhart on a British television interview:

Celebrity jokes

It is not my father

The Thing approaching the crew with murderous intent - "The Thing from Another World"

Funny movie quotes

Funny movie quotes from The Thing from Another World

Helping our daughter to go green - after the girl wanted to go green, these loving parents are going to HELP her …

Helping our daughter to go green

Elon Musk on overregulation

Elon Musk on overregulation

I would like to withdraw $10

I would like to withdraw $10

Twas the night before Christmas - clown version

Twas the month before Christmas

'Twas the night before Jesus came

‘Twas the night before Jesus came

Christmas bag of presents

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas at the Mall

Twas the night before Christmas - clown version

Twas the night before Christmas – clown version

Twas the Night of Thanksgiving

Twas the Night of Thanksgiving

Twas the night of Tax Day - Apologies to Clement Moore's Twas the Night Before Christmas -- and to the IRS

Twas the night of Tax Day

The Internet Before Christmas (circa 1990) - With apologies to Clement Moore's "'Twas the Night Before Christmas" - how the Internet has changed Christmas traditions

The Internet Before Christmas

Lawyer's Night before Christmas

Lawyer’s Night Before Christmas

Merry Christmas, My Friend - This is the original version of the military version of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas', as published in Leatherneck magazine in December 1991

Merry Christmas, My Friend

Military Christmas Orders