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Relationship rules

Relationship rules — Read the rules and *live* by them!

Don’€™t string anyone along.

Don’€™t get mad at being strung along.

Don’€™t hit on a friend’€™s crush.

Don’€™t lay claim on a crush forever.

Don’€™t expect that your friends won’€™t throw you under a bus when you cheat.

Don’€™t pounce on a friend’€™s ex.

Don’€™t flaunt a new love around old haunts after a break-up.

Don’€™t expect anyone to listen to your heartbroken whining forever.

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