Where do all of the bugs go during the winter?
Hobo clown 1: Where do all of the bugs go during the winter? Hobo clown 2: Search me. Hobo clown 1: No, thanks. I just wanted to know.
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why hold a mirror in front of your face with your eyes closed?
Why hold a mirror in front of your face with your eyes closed? Ask a clown! Why was Sparkle the clown holding a mirror in front of her face with her eyes closed?
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Eating dirt cheap
An old, but still funny joke about eating dirt cheap – enjoy! Clown 1: I’m hungry, but I don’t have enough money to buy anything decent to eat. Clown 2: I have the solution! I know a restaurant where we can eat dirt cheap!
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How can one person make so many mistakes in a single day?
The answer to, How can one person make so many mistakes in a single day? Clown 1: How can one person make so many mistakes in a single day?
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Have a scar?
Have a scar? The clown just had his appendix removed … Clown 1: I just had my appendix removed. Clown 2: Have a scar?
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The clown eats a dollar bill
The clown eats a dollar bill –Why did the clown eat a dollar bill? Question: Why did Rainbow the clown eat a dollar bill?
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clown weight lifting
clown weight lifting – Why did one clown ask the other about lifting weights? Clown 1: Did your mother lift weights, by any chance? Clown 2: No, why do you ask?
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Clowns and their dogs
Clowns and their dogs – Classic jokes about dogs Clown 1: Our dog is just like one of the family. Clown 2: Which one?
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The hobos and the nun with a broken leg
The hobos and the nun with a broken leg – A very funny joke, about two hobos who meet a nun with a broken leg Two hobo clowns were waiting at the bus stop along with a nun with her leg in a cast. The first hobo asked, “Sister, how did...
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Funny movies quotes from One Night in the Tropics
Funny movies quotes from One Night in the Tropics –Abbott and Costello‘s first film [Lou Costello lights up a cigar] Bud Abbott: Stop smoking, no smoking in here.Lou Costello: What makes you think I’m smokin’?Bud Abbott : You’ve got a cigar in your mouth!Lou Costello : I’ve got shoes on,...
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